Over on Prince of Petworth another raging debate has fired up over neighborhood boundaries, nick names, and so on. I would like to settle this debate once and for all. Here is a comprehensive list of all the terms you you will need during your stay in Columbia Heights.
CoHi: Gentrified parts of Columbia Heights.
SoHi: The rest of Columbia Heights.
Holand: Short for Wonderland.
CoHo: A girl at Holand.
Targay: Where you buy everything in CoHi
Target: You, walking home from Targay after dark.
Fixie: Transportation used by CoHi residents, curiously rejecting 100 years of advances in gear and brake technology
Upper: Entertainment used by CoHi residents
Fixer-Upper: Home of CoHi residents.
Derbilicious: Breakfast burrito and bloody mary at Red Derby
Derbauchery: What you were up to right before you got thrown out of the red derby last night
Jack: A cigarette, usually someone else's. Usage: "Spare a jack?"
Jacked: What happens to CoHi residents who wear their iPods and send text messages while stumbling home at 4 AM
Jackass: New resident of CoHi who hasn't yet been jacked, and therefore wears their iPod and sends text messages while stumbling home at 4 AM
I think that about covers it.