I Think You Made A Wrong Turn...

Sorry for yet another boring post about Google Analytics, but apparently I am obsessed. One really fun thing is that you get to see what search terms people used to find your web site, and some of them are hilarious. Here are some awesome ones for my blog.

"Obama sex toys" - This post is the 12th result in google. A whopping 23 people found their way to my web site looking, apparently, for an Obama-themed vibrator. An item that is sure to be worth a fortune on Ebay in ten years...

"Meat My Ass" - This post about my first Krav Maga experience has, bizzarely, become Google's 20th hit for this query. I will refrain from postulating a theory about what they were actually looking for.

"Quick Hell Update" - Oh my god I'm the third Google result when looking for news from the underworld. In January, four people got to my site with this search.

Okay. I apologize if you have completely glazed over. Moving on...