Thursday, March 26, 2009

Val Kilmer To Save Cats And Dogs, Get Drunk

Disclaimer: The primary purpose of this post is to get the goddawful snuggie picture off the front page of my blog. Since I can't come up with anything especially useful to say right now, instead I am going to make fun of bad/unlucky/drunk celebrity photographs instead.

Via facebook a friend made me aware of a fundraiser for the Washington Humane Society, a worthy cause. Unfortunately, I'm a little short with regards to the $2k buy-in for a VIP table. But I do plan to adopt another cat soon.

What is not so good is the picture of Val Kilmer. The former hearthrob is looking, shall we say, crusty. I love Val Kilmer. And I am not just making this up so I can get away with making fun of him, see this post for proof. But seriously man, what the hell happened?

This is your warning, Val. I, the ghost of Drunk Celebrity Future, give you one final chance at redemption. You have two choices. You can lay off the Jack Daniels, hit the gym, cut your hair, and become an aging heartthrob, like Harrison Ford.

Or you can stay on the party train and end up like Nick Nolte.

And if, in fact, this just happens to be a bad picture, then apologies. But you REALLY should fire your agent.


13 comments:

Shannon said...

Nooooo! But, the Snuggie photo is still showing up on the flickr stream section, so I'm ok for now.

And I wish somebody would tell Val that he has girl hair.

Titania said...

AARGGGHHHH... Now I am going to have nightmares tonight

Jezebel said...

How many people can sit at one of those VIP tables? I bet we could round up enough to swing it...

but seriously, in what world was Val Kilmer a heartthrob?

Jamie said...

Aww c'mon... remember Top Secret? Real Genius?

Check this out though... before/after shots of formerly good-looking celebs. The Mickey Rourke one is shocking. And Jude Law does not look good with a receding hairline AND BAD MUSTACHE.

Jacque said...

Just FYI - Val is growing his hair for a film, AND he doesn't drink AT ALL.

Jamie said...

I appreciate the info. But, it does beg the question. If he's not a drinker/partier, then why does he look like sh*t? If you're going to let your body go to hell you'd hope you're at least having fun.

Titania said...

let me get this straight, are you implying that anyone who is a drinker/partier looks like shit?

Jamie said...

Well, no. I mean, in some cases, extreme partiers seem to defy aging. But most people who live healthy lifestyles look better than Mr. Elvis II here.

Titania said...

Now I know why you look 25

Jamie said...

I'm not 25 any more?

Titania said...

Sweetie, you can be any age you want, I'll still love you

Zipcode said...

that snuggie pic is hawt

Eve Russell said...

Four tables left. Maybe they'll pawn 'em off real cheap-like on Saturday morning.