Monday, November 30, 2009

Christmas Gift Ideas for the Kuato in your life

I can't explain it, but Total Recall just keeps coming up. Over the weekend, N. was browsing people.com and there was this "ugly celebrity baby" quiz. And man, was this one particular baby ugly. What struck me, though, was the striking resemblance the sinfully mugged child bore to Kuato, the stomach-prophet from Total Recall.

Without having even seen the movie, N. agreed with me, and put together this shocking photo diptych comparing the wretchedly ugly baby featured on People last week, and Kuato. Sadly, we could not find a link to the quiz from last week or even a copy of the original picture online. Since I have a mental block about celebrity names, I can't even remember whose child it is. So if anyone can ID this unfortunate creature I am interested.



Note the startling similarities including the larger-than-normal left eye, mutant grimace, and deformed outstretched right hand. Neither of these pictures has been altered in any way.


In a remarkable coincidence, I became aware today of the existence of the Peekaru, which takes the snuggie concept one step further. (Snuggies seem to keep coming up, too). Though advertised as a "fleece baby carrier cover", clearly, this product was inspired by Kuato.

Why shouldn't those people, whose lives have been shattered by life on Mars with limited oxygen supplies, be offered access to the same comforts as non-mutants? Clearly, the inventor of the Peekaru thinks they should. This poor child is cursed by the unavailability of an upper garment designed for a Kuato. Though he possesses supernatural powers than enable him to mind-meld with another, he still can't see through a shirt. He is doomed to live life under a button-down, trapped in the stomach of his host until it's time for him to urge someone to start the reactor and free Mars.

No more. Below, see the original Kuato emerging from the stomach of his host, and an image of how life might be for Kuato if his host had a Peekaru. I think you will agree, this is a dramatic improvement.





Important update: You MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO.

DC Blogs Not Worth Noting


The holiday season is upon us again. And with this comes the winter version of the summer doldrums: the DC blogosphere reaches its lowest point since late August. It is that time when people fighting over plastic hamsters makes national news. And that's actually among the better things to read about. Locally, the situation is far more grim.

I present you with my award for "most useless posts in a vast wasteland of uselessness."

Contestant #1

First up is today's Prince of Petworth post entitled, Dear POP: What to do when the express line is violated?"

That's right. The crisis today in Columbia Heights is that of a frustrated shopper who gets in line at the "15 items or less" checkout at Safeway, and is horrified to discover that someone in front of them is clearly, unabashedly, checking out with more than 15 items. Perhaps even as many as 25!

The Prince of Petworth has officially become "What Really Grinds My Gears." Except personally, I think "not being able to find the droids I'm looking for" is a bigger crisis than people abusing the 15 items or less checkout.

Anyway, if you want to talk about the real story here, it's the fact that "15 items or less" is not proper English. It's 15 items or fewer, you moron!! It even says that on the sign in the photograph you took!

Contestant #2

DCist, not to be left out of the useless post-Thankgsiving-post party, decided to keep on top of that story that is so last week about the White House party crashers. They've been busily stalking the Salahis facebook page all weekend, and unearthed this damning picture of those infamous reality show rejects posing with Adrian Fenty.

I think most people stopped caring about this last Friday. Now a day late and a dollar short, it's just another 30 seconds of my life wasted.

And The Winner Is...

The only thing more useless than these posts, and the general lack of anything interesting in the news?

That's right, this post: a post about useless posts.

Back to your boring lives, drones!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Columbia Heights has come a long way, but...

Icehouse
Last Friday, Petula Dvorak, the metro columnist for the Washington Post, published this article entitled "Columbia Heights still has far to go." The piece is a dismal portrayal of the neighborhood that is my home from the perspective of two poor neighborhood residents.

The article left me with a bitter taste in my mouth. Because I am really not sure what the point is. It seemed to say that despite the incredible changes that we've seen in the last few years, for the "have nots" in Columbia Heights, life is just as bad, and there's no hope. It casts Columbia Heights as a place where the gentrifiers gleefuly dance around in our new parks and malls while the long-time poor residents are still just poor and desperate.

Today, a new resident responded with a letter to the editor rebutting her characterization of the neighborhood. I wish that I had taken the time to write to The Post, because unfortunately, this response is in many ways just as bad as the original piece.

The author writes:

...As for criminals lurking in the shadows waiting to prey on immigrants carrying wads of cash, I could not help but chuckle as I thought about my own experience. I am often out after dark in professional attire or jeans and shirts appropriate for someone in their mid-20s going to a bar. To anyone looking, it is clear that I carry a Blackberry and an iPod, not to mention a wallet and a rather unthreatening stature. Yet, I have never felt uncomfortable or at risk of being accosted.


To this, I can only say, are you out of your mind? I am, frankly, dumbfounded that anyone would choose to move to Columbia Heights without so much as looking at a crime report. As much as Ms. Dvorak's portrayal of the neighborhood is absurdly one-sided and bleak, this response is just as idiotic in its ignorance of the reality of life in the city.

Crime exists in Columbia Heights. When Target/DCUSA opened, the poor did not magically become wealthy. Nor did they disappear. Their lives went on, just like everyone else's. And with poverty comes crime.

Ms. Dvorak paints an absurdly dismal picture of the effects of the development on the most desperate. Without a doubt, the availability of Target, Giant, and many other stores and services that did not exist a few years ago has benefitted everyone -- especially the poorest, who probably do not own cars. Shopping for basic necessities of life would have meant a trip on public transit to who knows where. I seriously doubt that anyone would say they preferred NOT being able to walk to Target and Giant. This has brought convenience, basic services, and jobs to the neighborhood.

But the author of the letter I quote above seems equally ignorant of the reality of life in an inner-city neighborhood. Crime happens. You can never forget that.

I love Columbia Heights. I can think of nowhere else I'd rather live in DC. But I never forget that safety cannot be taken for granted. I don't think it's unsafe here, but I certainly wouldn't walk around late at night advertising my iPod to anyone who happened to see me. At least, if I wanted to keep my iPod. I wouldn't do that anywhere in DC, frankly, becase that's just plain stupid.

Ms. Dvorak's piece is, at best, a misleading and badly-researched article with a hyper-narrow focus, and at worst, gentrification-hating and fear-mongering. While her point still eludes me despite discussing and thinking about it several days later, she's right about one thing: there are, apparently, some people in the nieghborhood who are totally unaware that all is not completely right here. At the same time, the vast majority of people who live here do not live in fear. We love our home and community, and there is certainly hope for the future.

The development has brought many positive changes to the neighborhood, especially for the poorest residents. But it's still new. This place is truly a grand experiment. I can think of nowhere else that's had such a dramatic transformation in such a short time. The fact that there are still many problems is hardly a surprise. But so far, there are many positive signs. The Target is the first-of-its-kind store: a big-box plunked in the middle of a walking community. You know what? It works. It offers amazing convenience without requiring a drive to the suburbs. It keeps people in the neighborhood and out of cars. It saves time and money.

But social problems don't disappear overnight. No amount of development, no matter how big and shiny and new, can make poverty magically vanish. We have a long way to go, sure. But we've come a very long way, too. Just because our problems haven't gone away completely doesn't mean we shouldn't recognize the positive things that we have accomplished and keep working to make things even better.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Repent, for the end is near!


I had the pleasure of seeing 2012 on Friday night with N. It met my expectations exactly: really cool special effects, repeated brushes with near death at the hands of billowing clouds of smoke and fire, and only brief stints of unpleasant character-developing dialogue.

It was pretty much exactly the same move as "The Day After Tomorrow," unsurprisingly, also directed by Roland Emmerich. You know, scientists realize that the end of the world is coming, nobody listens until it's too late, earth plunges into apocalyptic mayhem, intrepid heroes embark on perilous quest against astronomical odds, and miraculously prevail. It was predictable, preposterous, over-the top, and absolutely without artistic merit. It was awesome.

Sure, there were a few plot holes. Like the premise, which is that neutrinos will cause the earth's core to heat up and the crust to shift around. Then there was a lot of general silliness, like the airport security guy telling people they can't take off in their plane because they aren't cleared. While the city of Las Vegas is busy collapsing into giant flaming rifts in the earth about a half-mile away, and the entire West Coast has already gone fully Lex Luthor. Umm, yeah, like anyone would really give a rat's ass who does what at that point. Most likely he'd be taking advantage of his status of possesing a firearm to get aboard any available plane himself. But whatever, fire and brimstone! Entire cities collapsing in huge chasms filled with flaming lava! Cool!!

Anyway, I don't usually pay much attention to harbingers of the apocalypse from thousands of years ago, but I was curious about what is supposed to be happening in about three years. Luckily, NASA has a web page that clears up all the misinformation going around. So don't sell your house just yet, let's take a look at what NASA has to say. I have quoted NASA's web page in italics, below.

"2012: Beginning of the End or Why the World Won't End?"

Remember the Y2K scare? It came and went without much of a whimper because of adequate planning and analysis of the situation. Impressive movie special effects aside, Dec. 21, 2012, won't be the end of the world as we know. It will, however, be another winter solstice.

Well, maybe it went off without a hitch for you, but I personally found that my Palm Pilot was screwed up. It took at least a week before it worked right again. What's a Palm Pilot you say? Oh, never mind. But another winter solstice!! Thanks for making us feel safe, NASA. Wait. What's a solstice?



Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.

Answer (A):Nothing bad will happen to the Earth in 2012.

Whew! 2012 should be an awesome year. Nothing bad will happen!

Wait.

Really?

Ummm...

Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.

I have two things to say.

1) 2012 will be the first year of the millenium with no Oprah Winfrey show!!

2) These credible scientists do not live in Washington, DC, obviously. Because 2012 is an election year and bad things will happen.



Q: What is the origin of the prediction that the world will end in 2012?

A: The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth.

I KNEW IT!!! NIBIRU!!

Q: Is the Earth in danger of being hit by a meteor in 2012?

A: The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids

OMG! Asteroids too!!

...although big hits are very rare.

Try telling that to this guy!

The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs

Jesus Herbert Hoover Christ! 65 million years ago? Obviously we are well overdue for a giant disaster. Without question, we should all prepare for the post-apocalyptic world where the moon has been shattered like a cheap golf ball and large jungle cats have learned to talk.



Q: How do NASA scientists feel about claims of pending doomsday?

A: For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science?

Where's YOUR science, NASA? This, coming from the same guys who can't even decide if Pluto is a planet or not? All your talk of so-called "rare asteroid hits" and "planetary extinction" doesn't make me feel a lot better.


The long and short of it is that NASA clearly does not have their shit together, and we should trust no-one, least of all some government-funded hacks who haven't managed to get back to the moon in 40 years. If they ever actually went in the first place. Luckily, though, there is proof that the world will not end in 2012. At least not entirely. Because someone will discover a guitar a hundred years later in 2112.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Love Note to Fort Totten

Fort Totten Trash
Fort Totten Transfer Station, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Though I criticize the government of DC, from time to time, there are many things I love about living in the city. At the top of that list is not the gorgeous architecture, nor the Metro, nor the monuments, nor Rock Creek Park, nor even Target. No, it is the giant mountain of trash that resides in Northeast Washington, in smelling distance of Catholic University. It is the Fort Totten Transfer Station.

Many, perhaps most, live their lives never having set foot on the hallowed ground at 4900 Bates Rd, NE. To those, I say, what you cannot see still serves you daily. Because the refuse of your existence, the by-products of your modern life, most likely rest in this purgatory before being delivered to their final resting spot. Probably in New Jersey. But I embrace this place, I choose to interact with it at a personal level, to commune with the compost. In fact, I went there Saturday. Three times.

The glory of Fort Totten cannot be understated. Where else in the world can one load up thier pickup truck with all manner of debris, be it trash or treasure, rubble or rubbish, and liberate your home from its shadow? It's remarkably convenient location is barely 8 minutes' drive from my home, yet in this short time I can make a truckload of trash vanish forever.

The old couch that festers in your backyard, the bags of construction debris from the never-ending home improvement or housecleaning projects. All those things can become a memory with one short trip to nirvana, northeast.

Fort TottenAt Fort Totten you will be greeted by the smiling sanitiation workers who, upon inspection of your DC driver's licence, the passport to perpetual purging pleasure, will point you to a pile for perusal and pillaging. Oh yes - the transfer station giveth as it taketh away. As I was unloading one of my three loads of rubbish this weekend, I salvaged a perfectly functional security gate, needing only minor repair, callously dumped by someone who didn't see its inner beauty. Unfortunately it didn't fit the door where I intended to use it. But no matter, because I will surely be there again sometime in the not-too-distant future. And then I will return the gate, perhaps for collection by some other trash-picker, or perhaps for it's final demise.

To all those who have never known the pleasure of watching a truckload of trash disappear from your life forever, I can only say, go. Now. To Fort Totten. Take your trash, your tree limbs, your old furniture. Take that junk that fills your basement or your backyard, and bring it to the place where it belongs. Fort Totten calls for your garbage. Its appetite is insatiable.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Beware the Facebook Scam. And The Cure.


* Yawn * So I got to work at 6:40 AM this morning because of some crazy deadline and was interrupted by a facebook chat from one of my friends. Serves me right, I suppose, for logging into facebook at all when I have so much work to do...


7:53am L hey are you there?

7:53am Jamie: yep

7:54am L how are you?

7:54am Jamie good, you?

7:55am L not too good

7:55am Jamie that sucks. what's up

7:56am L I'm stranded in London got mugged at a gun point last night

(Shockingly, my radar has not yet gone off, despite being a highly skeptical person who knows all about these scams. I blame lack of coffee and early hour.)

7:56am Jamie in london?

7:56am L all cash,credit card and phone was stolen

7:57am Jamie i thought those silly english folks only used knives.
sounds more like a DC story.

7:57am L it was a brutal experience but thank God i still have my life and passport

7:57am Jamie are you ok? not hurt?

7:58am L yea
my return flight leaves in few hours but having troubles sorting out the hotel bills
I need your help

(At this point I am starting to become suspicious for any number of reason... not the least of which is, I have not been in touch with this person too much lately, and they are the kind of person who would absolutely have been able to sort out this problem themselves).

7:59am Jamie what can i do?

8:00am L wondering if you could loan me some few $$ to sort out the hotel bills and also take a cab to the airport?

8:01am Jamie sure, but how will i get it to you?

8:01am L you can have it wired to my name via western union
do you know any western union outlet nearby?

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At this point I pick up my phone and call my friend, who is very pleased to hear from me at 8:00 AM with the news that her facebook account has been compromised.)

8:03am Jamie one sec

(Talking to friend on phone, who is now logged in and able to watch the conversation. Interesting and surprising: you can be logged into Facebook from more than one location simultaneously. If someone's logged in to your account, the act of YOU logging in DOES NOT kick them out. Stupid? Yes.)

8:04am L ok. let talk via email. ojeri51@yahoo.com
facebook is tripping

8:04am Jamie
ummm. yeah right.
ha ha
see ya scammer!

(Friend changes password. This action DOES cause all other sessions to be terminated, at least, which I confirmed by testing it myself from two different web browsers).


The Aftermath

Here's where things get a little ugly. This was all fun and games, and the scammer was booted before any damage occurred.

I reported the abuse to Facebook using their hacker victim form. I did this because I thought it was important to let them know about the abuse to add to their data, and possibly help track the way in which the account had been compromised.

I also clearly stated in the report that I had spoken to my friend on the phone and she had already changed her password.

Within minutes, I received a response from Facebook. They disabled her account. They told me to direct my friend to this page to get access restored. That page has no information on how to get your account access restored after Facebook disables it. The page she receives when she tries to log in is similarly unhelpful.

Facebook's security page advises people whose accounts have been compromised to do exactly this: log in and change your password.

Well, we did that.

What To Do Next Time Around

First and foremost, I wasted a golden opportunity to mess with a scammer. For example, this guy enjoyed quite a bit of wonderful thief-mind-f*cking before he finally moved on.

Second: The moral of this story is that no good deed goes unpunished.

If your facebook account is hacked, or the account of a friend is hacked, DO NOT report it to facebook or you will lose access. The only reason I can think to do this, is if you can't get in touch with the friend whose account has been compromised so that they can change their password. But you are setting them up for a big pain in the ass by doing this.


from The Facebook Team
reply-to The Facebook Team
to (Jamie)
date Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 8:22 AM
subject Re: 419 Scam - Friend Report
mailed-by facebook.com


Hi Jamie,


Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We have taken the appropriate action to secure this person's account.


In order to resolve this matter, please ask the account holder to view the Security section of Facebook's Help Center:


http://www.facebook.com/help.php?page=420


From here, they can take immediate steps to contact us and reestablish ownership of the account.


Thanks for contacting Facebook,


Jasmin
User Operations
Facebook


Thanks a bunch, Jasmin!!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Adrian Fenty, We Deserve More Than This


Introduction to This Post: I originally wrote this post on April 6, 2009, but never posted it. In today's District Daily, Dave Stroup notes the similarities between the current procurement scandal in Fenty's admninistration, and a scandal faced by Anthony Williams in 2005. More importantly, he points out the stark hypocrisy of then-Councilmember Fenty's absolute condemnation of the situation and his calls for removal of the people involved.

Seven months later, reading Dave's post reminded me of this unfinished piece. I wanted to make a comprehensive list of all the missteps and scandals of the Fenty administration, and contrast the current party line to Fenty's idealism under which he campaigned for mayor. The events since then and the current scandal have only made this more relevant, so I decided to post this now.

This is by no means a complete list. I did not post it originally because I meant to research and fill it out more. Even so, and even with the recent hulaballo excluded, I believe I have put in one place a pretty good collection of links and quotes from the media over the last few years about many of the administration's policies, as well as some history from Fenty's time as a councilmember and mayoral candidate to compare. The picture that is painted is not that of an honorable man. Please read. The remainder of this post (with the exception of some minor editing) was written seven months ago.




I have not written much about politics lately, but I feel like I need to make a serious post because I am ashamed of what is happening almost daily within our city government.

I enthusiastically voted for Adrian Fenty. He was young, energetic, and as a city council member, he was well respected for his tireless work on behalf of his consituents. His father, owner of Fleet Feet in Adams Morgan, is a well-known and well-liked member of the community. Fenty promised to bring a new hope to a city with a history of corruption and cronyism in government, a city that merely a decade ago had home rule revoked by the Federal Government. A city that was held in such poor regard by the leaders of our country that we were deemed unfit to manage our own business.

Anthony Williams, while controversial to many, carried DC out of cronyism and corruption of the Barry years. You remember those days. The days when the most common tourist tee-shirt you'd see street vendors selling said "Bitch Set Me Up." Quite a symbol of civic pride, that.

So it is with great disappointment that I have watched this government that took such great strides be dismantled piece by piece by Adrian Fenty. He has arrogantly and shamelessly violated ethical codes at every turn. I couldn't say if he's violated the letter of the law in many cases, since his administration reveals almost nothing of Fenty's day-to-day activities. In each case, when an activity is questioned - his acceptance of a gift, a consideration made to an associate, an extravagent trip, a cronyistic appointment, he simply stonewalls and says "the letter of the law has not been violated."

Adrian Fenty, this is not good enough. It is not good enough for you to walk up to the line of the law and spit on the other side with a cocky laugh. It is not good enough that you should expect us to take you at your word when the curtain is always drawn.

You apparently have taken the position that it is the job of the citizens to blindly accept that you are acting in our best interests. Quite the opposite - it is the job of our government to act in a manner that reassures us that you are doing so. It is known as transparency.

There is an old chinese proverb which states, "Never tie your shoes in a watermelon patch." The point of this proverb is that if you do not want to be treated like a thief then do not act like a thief -- since this action would appear to an observer to be that of stealing a watermelon.

Adrian Fenty may very well be on the level, though given the number and seemingly increasing frequency of his questionable actions, it doesn't seem bloody likely. But he is a public servant and as the people who trusted him and are paying his salary we deserve accountability. We deserve a mayor who adheres to the spirit of the law and not just the letter of the law as he decides it applies to him. So if you're not stealing watermelons then get the hell out of the watermelon patch.


Councilmember Fenty - Crime Then

7/20/06 - [Councilmember] Fenty Casts Lonesome Vote [opposing controversial crime bill]

I think people know that these are not ways to solve crime....
At the end of the day we will have voted on ... no more officers on the street, no more innovative ways of dealing with crime, no more aggressive prosecution, just a few feel-good measures.



Mayor Fenty - Crime Now

6/21/08 - Suit filed over NE checkpoints
It was an effort to keep people that didn't belong in Trinidad from driving into Trinidad," Mr. Nickles said. "That is not unlawful; it is not unconstitutional; and that's the end of it."

We don't think that [Police Chief Cathy L.] Lanier and Peter Nickles should be trivializing policing with these sort of photo-op police measures," [Partnership for Civil Justice spokesperson] said.





12/17/07 - DC Attorney General Abruptly Resigns


But all too often when the city's legal business was at stake--sources say it was Peter Nickles, the Mayor's appointed legal counsel and long time family friend, who sat at or near the center of power...

[Fenty] named Peter Nickels interim AG to replace her.... Sources close to the departing Singer told 9NEWS NOW that Nickles had no statutory authority to do what he was doing and that Singer has tried to bring her concerns up with the Mayor on several occasions to no avail.



12/18/07 - Attorney General Quits; Clash With Fenty Aide Cited

Singer Resignation "Does Not Bode Well For The Office"

In this instance I learned of Ms. Singer’s resignation from the Washington Post. - Counclimember Phil Mendelsohn


1/3/08 - Attorney For D.C. in Gun Ban Case Fired

"It's like committing hari-kari. We're in the middle of preparing for a Supreme Court case," Mendelson said, adding that he has heard "nothing but praise" for Morrison's work on the brief.


1/8/08 Boycott Set For Hearings On School Closings; D.C. Council Members Back Alternative Forum


Council members were initially angered about learning of the school closings from the media rather than from Fenty and Rhee.

Fenty's multiple gatherings, critics say, are an effort to minimize public input.... Rhee spokeswoman Mafara Hobson said yesterday that the chancellor is satisfied with the public comment process and does not plan to cancel the 23 hearings.





6/19/08 - Dismissal of 7 Attorney General's Office Lawyers Is Blocked
In an interview, he cited budget concerns and performance as the reasons... the lawyers who were fired said they were each given at least "satisfactory" performance evaluations and never told they were in danger of losing their jobs.


6/19/08 - Attorney General Peter J. Nickles Confirmation Disapproval Resolution of 2008


Mr. Nickles' tenure as Acting Attorney General is replete with actions and statements that show he regards his primary responsibility to he to the Mayor. If the past eleven months in which Mr. Nickles has served in this role -- six spent in an interim capacity and nearly five as the nominee -- are prologue to how he will operate in this role if confirmed, then the Attorney General for the District of Columbia will continue to operate in a capacity that is, essentially, the Mayor's attorney rather than the city's.


1/28/09 - D.C. Faces Contempt Hearing in Stalemate With CFSA Monitor

"It's a quite stunning move and a clear violation of the court order," said Marcia Robinson




3/26/09 - DC Mayor Takes Another Secret Trip


A spokesperson for Fenty refused to say where the mayor is today, whether or not he's in the country, or how long he will be gone.

D.C. Council Chairman Vincent Gray, who is first in the line of succession to the mayor and the second-highest ranking elected official in town, is in the dark.


4/3/09 - Still No Answers On Fire Engine And Ambulance Donation

It has been a week since news broke that a surplus fire engine and ambulance were sent to a resort town in the Dominican Republican and there is still no substantive answers from District officials about the deal.


4/6/09 - Mayor's Connection to Peacaholics
I’ve known [Peaceaholic's founder] Mo [Ronald Moten] since I was young,’ said [Mayor Adrian M. Fenty.

[Peaceaholics is the non-profic charitable organization to which the DC government donated two pieces of fire equipment.]

Mayor Fenty Questioned About Another Out-of-town Trip


New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein's public schedule for Friday, April 3 reads as follows:

10:00 a.m.: Chancellor Klein visits PS 83 and PS 182 with Washington, D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty and Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson
...

"Can you tell me who you're meeting in New York, what the business is?" asked Segraves [WTOP reporter]. "No," was Fenty's terse answer.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Weathering the Winter

Happy PumpkinLest ye think I have ceased blogging, I post now to keep the dream alive. But even as I go through occasional periods of less frequent posts, I will never stop blogging until you pry the keyboard out of my cold, dead hands. Or blogging becomes uncool, whichever comes first.

Random notes...

Happy Anniversary Petworth House! It's been a year since I bought this place and it got a new kitchen for it's birthday. Not completely finished, but all the heavy-lifting is done, it's just some finish work now. I took pictures but they are not in the same place I am right now... but I'm really happy with how it came out. Thanks to my awesome tenants who put up with the awful kitchen there for a year, and then no kitchen for a week or so while the remodel was done.

The final piece was a granite countertop from Granite America in Bladensburg. These guys were great - I did all the measurements myself, which from my previous experience, most vendors are very wary about. With good reason, since if you screw up, it's often a total loss. But this saved me a few bucks, they were happy to work with me providing designs via email, and it came out perfectly. Best of all it was done a mere three days after I placed the order! Can't beat that for speedy service. Total cost for about 12 linear feet of countertop (25 sq. ft.), including installation, was just over $1,100 -- which is pretty damn cheap. I would definitely use these guys again.

Total cost of materials for the kitchen...

Counter - $1,100
Cabinets - $800 (two bases, four uppers, home depot special... nothing unique but they look nice)
Sink - $280 (yeah, no bargains there, for some reason undermount sinks are gouge-o-rama)
Appliances - all stainless - $1800:
-- Frigidaire five-burner gas range, $550 (Lowe's floor model)
-- Whirlpool over-the-range microwave, $150 (Lowe's floor model)
-- Kichen-Aid side-by-side fridge
-- Bosch diswasher -- $1100 for the pair (Craig's list, from some rich guys in Dupont Circle who were remodeling their brand-new kitchen, ha ha)

Most everything else was recycled or pretty inconsequential.

Total: $3980

Not bad for a brand-new, pretty high-end kitchen. All the appliances are actually really nice and look great together despite being four different brands. At this point my investment in that house (post-purchase) is hovering around $12,000. The major expenses have been electrical heavy-up, refinishing the floors, a security gate for the front, a boiler repair, and the kitchen. The only expensive things left to do are build a deck off the back yard, and fix the front porch (which probably will only be about $800 or so in materials, mostly labor on that one). Possibly fence in the back yard. There are a bunch of other minor things that need doing, but these are all weekend projects, mostly involving drywall and paint. It's looking like my total remodel costs are going to come in at well under $20,000, not counting central air - but I won't do that for a long time.

There have been very few if any really bad surprises on this place, which makes me feel good about my ability to pick out a diamond in the rough. When I bought this place it looked run-down and neglected at best. But it had what I wanted: many original details in good shape and not too much bad work that needed undoing. In the last year, it's turned around completely - it now looks like a really nice house that just needs a few things patched up. I am looking forward to having my weekends back! Or at least to having them to work on the house in which I live... which is probably feeling fairly left out by now...

Awesome Halloween at the Red Derby... N. and I ended up at the Derby for much of the evening on Halloween last Saturday. Apparently, this holiday is not usually an especially busy one for the bars in DC. I guess people go to parties more than bars. But there was a steady crowd of regulars the whole night and the costumes were amazing. I don't think I saw a single person who wasn't dressed up in some frightening get-up... including N's awesome zombie costume, ghouls, goblins, ghosts, vampires, and scariest of all, a couple mormon proselyzers. Again, I shamefully do not have any pictures handy but will get some online before next Halloween.

Great party Shannon... you look fantastic in leopard. Really. I am slowly coming to terms with my southwest DC phobia.

A note from the 'hood...

Allegro facing foreclosure. The Allegro, the new apartment complex at 14th & Meridian which I toured shortly before their opening last spring, is now on the auction block. Apparently, they have not been able to lease enough units to pay the bills. This is too bad, but I suppose not entirely surprising. These are luxury apartments in a builing with many cool amenities - at a price point to match. It seemed like they were doing pretty well - the last figure I heard was 58 percent rented. Considering how expensive the building is, and the fact that Columbia Heights is still very much a transitional neighborhood that some people willing to pay $2500 a month in rent might blink at, it seemed like a good sign that there were even this many people willing to take up residence there in only a few months. But it sounds like the investors' pockets are not deep enough to weather the troubled economy and where they are now won't cut it. At the same time, while this is pretty bad news for the owners, I can't believe it's just going to shut down, as obviously there's a lot invested.