Mama O'Bama's Green Machine

Today, Michelle O'Bama proved that this will be the greenest administration ever by altering the chemical composition of the white house fountains. Using thousands of gallons of unsaleable Shamrock Shake mix from Irish co-conspirators McDonald's, Mickey and Berach O'Bama have made a symbolic gesture of their commitment to the environment, and possibly the IRA.

This was a risky move for the O'Bamas, and lends further credence to their questionable origin. While credible sources have suggested that Barach may have been born in Kenya, Indonesia, or possibly the planet Vulcan, we at Farm Fresh Meat feel that this latest debacle is conslusive proof of O'Bama's strong allegiance to Ireland, as well as potted meat products.

There is no need for further speculation. O'Bama Is Irish!!

I, for one, welcome our new Leprechaun overlords.